I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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