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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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