it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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