Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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