It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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