Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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