Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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