what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
did you just send me my own nude
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize
