I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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