No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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