Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
