who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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