then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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