therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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