just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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