chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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