This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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