Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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