Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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