So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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