idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He? As in you personified your dick?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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