Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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