Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
