I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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