party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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