Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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