we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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