what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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