It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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