All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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