is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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