she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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