omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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