K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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