Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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