Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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