I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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