Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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