READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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