id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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