ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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