I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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