what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
is wine microwaveable?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We were destined to go to rehab together
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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