We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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