Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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