I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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