yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Buhtt sex?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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