remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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