For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
