we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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